May said to Moe, take all the coins out of your pocket, and I'll get all the coins I have in my purse. We'll throw them all, at the same time, and whoever gets more heads buys the other a chocolate malt, OK? Moe agreed, but was disappointed to find that May had 6 coins to his 5.
What's the probability that May won the bet?
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!
"The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this."Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"
"The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this."Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"
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