You know you're a redneck when your flyswatter doubles as your spatula!
You know you're a redneck when people say you lie through your tooth!
You know you're a redneck when at your wedding you toast with Budweiser.
You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
You know you're a redneck if you think a seven-course meal is KFC and a sixpack.
You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are: "Gentlemen, start your engines!"
You might be a redneck if you study for a blood test.
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