Things to Ponder

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?