Remember When...

Mooning meant staring listlessly off into space.
Inflation was something to do with a balloon.
A Saturday Nigh Special was a double dip chocolate soda.
Freeze-dried meant the family laundry had hung all day on the clothesline.
A Big Mac was a truck.
A drug problem was trying to get a prescription filled on Sunday.
Bicycles and chickens came fully assembled.
The quality of music wasn't measured in decibels.
"Is it a boy or girl?" was only asked about newborn babies.
A floppy disk was something to see a chiropractor about.
Marriage problems were solved, not dissolved.
Health foods were whatever your mother said you'd better eat or else.
A man wore a pink shirt only after a laundry foul-up.
Instant recall was a sign of good intelligence, not bad manufacturing.
Trouble in the street meant potholes.
Movies were rated on how good they were, not who was allowed to see them.
Lights, not people, were turned on and off.
A girls unmentionables were also unobservable.
The saltiest thing you got in a movie was popcorn.
People worried about how much it took to buy something instead of how long.
It was the patient that needed insurance, not the doctor.
When high school girls talked about the pill, They were discussing their teachers.
The only energy crisis was kids having too much of it.
The back seat driver had enough room to sit there.
The only thing kids needed batteries for was reading comic books under the bed-covers.
People were more intelligent than machines.